Author: Adam

Dear Charles P. Windsor

Buckingham Palace LONDON SW1A 1AA Monday, 26 December 2022 Dear Charles P. Windsor, it has been several decades since I last wrote to you, and was graced with a reply from one of your Secretaries, along with a copy of an excellent conservation speech you gave at the time. The country, and preservation of its…


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